can I have another of those book nearest questions?
seriously, I love those things
please?
Grab the book nearest your left foot.
Open to page 39.
Read the first sentence of the second paragraph.
This describes the way your brain works.
…
…
…I don’t even know. :D
I walked towards her, and she was too intent upon her writing to look up.
Accurate.
Another? /hopeful
Walk into the room in your house which is furthest from the one you’re currently occupying. Pick up the first book/newspaper/magazine/scrap of paper with writing on it you see.
1) If you picked up a book, turn to page 17. The last sentence of the first paragraph describes the way you view people/humanity.
2) If you picked up any other form of writing, pick five adjectives at random. These adjectives indicate the direction in which your day will head.
…
can I have another of those book nearest questions?
seriously, I love those things
please?
Grab the book nearest your left foot.
Open to page 39.
Read the first sentence of the second paragraph.
This describes the way your brain works.
…
…
…I don’t even know. :D

That’s it. I’m watching Danny Phantom.
SCREW YOU, SLEEP! :D
Fucking love this video and song. I think I’ll listen to this on repeat on the subway.
AMEN to that. :D
Elliðaey, Iceland
Believe or not, the Icelandic prime minister wanted to give the island to Bjork, as gift to contributing to the international fame of Iceland.
Imagine when you order something on eBay
Four years later…
You guys.
You guys.
Bjork lives there.
Lives.
There.
On her own mystical, isolated little island.
How completely perfect is this information?
Two words: Raspberry Incident.
I started a new Twilight Princess file last week.
Also, I named my horse Butt:
I’m not even halfway through the game and I’ve already logged ten hours because I can’t stop giggling like the nine year-old boy I am.
the fucjung last one with the littke kid i cant
you puerile imps oh my god why is this so funny
Whoever did this is a GENIUS.
PPBBPTHTH THE MAYOR LOLOL
SO I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE. :D
(via kalinka-cricket)
I was helping my little brother
Where the fuck does jack come from
That’s basically what math is like for the rest of your life.
I love how the answer is at the bottom of the page. And how is any kid suppose to know how many stickers Jack has? Does Tani and Jen give Jack their stickers? I wish I was Jack. My friends never give me stickers.You’re all missing the point. This isn’t math. Rather it’s metaphysics, or the existence of our being. Theoretically speaking, Jack isn’t a person. Jack exists in all of us. We are Jack. Jack is all of us. Every single one of us. In each inept part of our being, our existence, Jack lives. Forgotten and ignored, yet he exists in our never ending subconscious. The question, rather, is how many stickers do we all have?
I am Jack’s twenty-three unsolicited stickers.
(via allonsy-sherlock)
House MD (2004-2012)
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, i can’t handle finale feelings right now.
whyyyyy.
(Also: Holy SHIT, I miss Sela Ward. I loved Stacy like A WHOLE FUCKING BUNCH.)
(via kalinka-cricket)

"Rap and Hip-Hop isn't meaningful or complex!"
- 2Pac: And since we all came from a woman, got our name from a woman and our game from a woman, I wonder why we take from our women. Why we rape our women, do we hate our women? I think it's time to kill for our women, time to heal our women, be real to our women. And if we don't we'll have a race of babies that will hate the ladies that make the babies. And since a man can't make one, he has no right to tell a woman when and where to create one.
- Jay-Z: Silly rappers, because we got a couple Porsches, MTV stopped by to film our fortresses. We forget the unfortunate. Sure I ponied up a mill, but I didn't give my time. So in reality I didn't give a dime, or a damn. I just put my monies in the hands of the same people that left my people stranded. Nothin' but a bandit, left them folks abandoned. Damn, that money that we gave was just a band-aid, can't say we better off than we was before.
- Kanye West: Is it genocide? 'Cause I can still hear his momma cry, know the family traumatized. Shots left holes in his face, 'bout piranha-size. The old pastor closed the cold casket, and said the church ain’t got enough room for all the tombs. It’s a war going on outside we ain’t safe from, I feel the pain in my city wherever I go. 314 soldiers died in Iraq, 509 died in Chicago.
- Mos Def: When the average minimum wage is $5.15, you best believe you gotta find a new grind to get cream. The white unemployment rate, is nearly more than triple for black so frontliners got they gun in your back. Bubblin crack, jewel theft and robbery to combat poverty and end up in the global jail economy. Stiffer stipulations attached to each sentence. Budget cutbacks but increased police presence. And even if you get out of prison still livin join the other five million under state supervision. This is business, no faces just lines and statistics from your phone, your zip code, to S-S-I digits. The system break man child and women into figures. Two columns for who is, and who ain't niggaz. Numbers is hardly real and they never have feelings but you push too hard, even numbers got limits. Why did one straw break the camel's back? Here's the secret: the million other straws underneath it - it's all mathematics
- Lupe Fiasco: I really think the war on terror is a bunch of bullshit. Just a poor excuse for you to use up all your bullets. How much money does it take to really make a full clip. 9/11 building 7 did they really pull it. And a bunch of other cover ups. Your childs future was the first to go with budget cuts. If you think that hurts then, wait here comes the uppercut. The school was garbage in the first place, thats on the up and up. Keep you at the bottom but tease you with the uppercrust. You get it then they move you so you never keeping up enough. If you turn on TV all you see’s a bunch of “what the fucks”. Dude is dating so and so blabbering bout such and such. And that aint Jersey Shore, homie thats the news. And these the same people that supposed to be telling us the truth. Limbaugh is a racist, Glenn Beck is a racist. Gaza strip was getting bombed, Obama didn’t say shit. Thats why I aint vote for him, next one either. I’ma part of the problem, my problem is I’m peaceful. And I believe in the people.





