attackofthekillermexisaurusrex:

Wait, isn’t Dean already technically dead to the US government? How the hell did Cole know he’s still alive?

I was totally thinking this last week when Dean showed up on the security camera footage in that gas station! Wouldn’t the entire world be freaking the hell out? That one of two brothers known for their brutal satanic murders - and who supposedly (actually) died on THREE SEPARATE OCCASIONS - is walking around killing people in convenience stores? I mean like, EVERYBODY would want to be covering that story. The CIA and the internet would be ALL over it.

…actually, someone please write me that story immediately. XD

ayothewuisback:

Upon cleaning out the darkest depths of my grandmother’s fridge, I discovered food that is older than me. This expired in February… 1987. This can saw Reaganomics. This can saw The Challenger explode. It saw the fall of the Soviet Union. It was around when Tupac got shot. Both times. This can is older than The Simpsons. #bruh

ayothewuisback:

Upon cleaning out the darkest depths of my grandmother’s fridge, I discovered food that is older than me. This expired in February… 1987. This can saw Reaganomics. This can saw The Challenger explode. It saw the fall of the Soviet Union. It was around when Tupac got shot. Both times. This can is older than The Simpsons. #bruh

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